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? GAG GIFT OF THE YEAR - Know any Republicans you'd like to gift Donald Trump Toilet Paper to? We sure do.
? PRINTABLE CALENDAR WITH EVERY PURCHASE - Caution: If you hang this calendar in your house, be prepared for house guests to flip through it repeatedly, laughing hysterically as they do so.
? LET EVERYONE KNOW - Tired of telling people what you think of Trump? SHOW THEM!
? PREMIUM NOVELTY TOILET PAPER - Our Donald Trump toilet paper roll features Donald Trump's classic kissy-face on every sheet, complete with hardened, made-for-display printed tissue paper. Unlike other brands, our Dump Trump Toilet Paper LASTS. Have no fear, Donald is near! (...The toilet!)
? FULL REFUND IF YOUR ROLL ISN'T PERFECT - Each roll we send out will have Donald Trump's hilarious kissy-face on each sheet, clearly printed, in protective nylon-wrapping. If you're unsatisfied for any reason whatsoever-we'll offer you a full refund, and a sincere apology. We Stand By Our Products, and hope you won't even need to contact Our Award-Winning Customer Service. (But we'll be there if you do!)